14 Brilliant Responses to “Why are you still single?”

We’re smack dab in the middle of the holidays, which can be kind of brutal for us singles, depending on how nosy and openly-opinionated your family members and friends are.

There’s a level of anxiety that can come with showing up to family functions “still single” or even after a recent break-up. It’s enough to make you want to cancel the holidays and spend it hiding out in the corner of your closet with a 3 month supply of Golden Oreos.

I absolutely love the holidays, and I don’t know about you, but I don’t want the trauma of being interrogated to interfere with my memories of the “most wonderful time of the year.” So if you’re anything like me, just know that, this year, I’ve got you covered!

From sassy to savage, here are 14 Brilliant responses to America’s most invasive question: “Why are you still single?”

Sassy

“Why…jealous?”

“Because when you know you’re worth, you’re allowed to be choosy.”

*Sweetly pats them on the head* “You never rush a masterpiece, Pumpkin.”

“Oh shoot, I must have had it all wrong! I was under the impression that I was already happy and fulfilled!”

“Are you sure you don’t want to hear about the business I’m starting instead?”

Godfident

“Because I would rather wait than settle.”

“The next time you go to church, take that question to the altar and leave it RIGHT there!”

“Well, you know, I’ve just been so busy… enjoying Jesus… and myself…and my free time… and doing what I want when I want… and sleeping in… and only having to clean up after myself. I’m sorry, did I answer your question??”

“Single?? I’m not single! I’m in a wonderful relationship with a man…” *churchy voice* “His name is JE-SUS! Hallelujah!”

“Shhh…” *whisper* “The Lord is working…”

No Mo’ Edges

“Good question! You first, why are you still married??” (Disclaimer: this option is to never be said aloud, only silently within the safety of your own minds. You’ve been warned!)

“Because I want to marry for a purpose and not to sound good *under your breath* when I answer invasive questions like this one.”

Stare at them with an emotionless face until they get uncomfortable and change the subject. It works best if you try not to blink 😉

“Because what I expect from a man might take some time to develop. Let’s not rush the process, Mmkay?”

Now some of these are purely for comedic relief (use them at your own risk!), but the general idea is to find the power in your singleness. Your relationship status doesn’t define you; your God and the purpose He’s given you does.

And let’s be honest: there are many people who seem to “have it all” (the house, the spouse, the coins, the kids) but are still unfulfilled and unhappy. And unfortunately they have a tendency to project their discontentment for their own lives onto others, i.e. us singles.

But don’t let the questions and comments of their insecurities make you feel like you’re lacking in any way. You are whole and complete all on your own. Psalm 34:10 says we lack no good thing. Everything that we need, we have. Everything that we are is good, including your current single status! There’s power in knowing that—flaunt it! Spread that single sparkle; it looks good on you!

Happy Holidays!!

Ladies, check in! Which of these responses fits you the most? Share below!

Constance D. Gordon is a psychologist, business manager, and author who has a passion for combining her background in counseling psychology, stories from her own personal experiences, and her humor to provide insight and inspiration on Christian Living and Relationships. Visit her blog at QueenlyMe.com.